Latest conversation with Don Abbott

Yesterday evening as I was walking my dog, who should drive up but my gayboor, Don Abbott. Not really wanting to waste any time talking to this idiot, I started walking towards my house.

DON:"Have you seen who is removing the new "no parking" signs we have put up?"
ME:"No Don, the only thing I've seen is the nasty email you put in my mailbox."
DON:"I didn't put anything in your mailbox, you old bitch. If you were nicer, people would like you. Just get the hell out of our HOA!" (Oh,yeah, nice like you, Don?)
ME::"Just now you said exactly what you wrote on the email, the same phrases."
DON:"Well, you are an old bitch and you write nasty things on your blog."
ME: "Bite me, Don. Last I heard was we have certain freedoms in this country, one them being the ability to express oneself legally. Unlike you, I don't feel the need to break laws and harass people by stuffing nasty notes in people's mailboxes. And I don't need to drive up in a van and yell profanities through the window at people either."

(Hello - Don! I'm a good 20 years younger than you, so what does that make you, my great auntie?) Does the truth hurt, Don?

How's this: Wake up Don. You are a needy, mysogynistic, old homosexual and you are being used by Dale Maus to accomplish things around the HOA for him. Have you seen how they mock you? I have. Have you seen the hatred and listened to that nasty Dorothy Maus and what she really thinks about you? She never tried to hide it at the HOA board meetings.
You are just a tool, fool, and you are just being used. Quit drinking their koolaid. If you weren't so needy you would realize that these are not nice people and they do not have best interest of the community in mind when they manipulate people. They are corrupt, incompetent, nasty people. They have so pathetically little going on in their tiny little insignificant lives that they take pleasure in trying to control people living in this little bitty 28 house HOA. Too bad if the truth hurts.
Now, stay the hell away from my house. I have witnesses that have seen you snooping around, and looking in my windows. Have you been taking snooping lessons from Barbara Hoggan? Do I need to get an order of protection?
You all really need to get a life. Why don't you all do something useful and set up a neighborhood watch group, perhaps integrate with some of the neighborhood outside of Hacienda Real? Mercy Salaz (salas98@aol.com) is now in charge of the Cholla Neighborhood Association, and I'm sure she could use your help. God only knows she is nicer and doing much more for the neighborhood and the community than the idiots running Hacienda Real HOA ever will.